What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

penis

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

William Raines.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

I have no joke. u mad?

Johnny just finished his pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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