A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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I can't see my forehead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Jess Burns

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69

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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