Lockerbie bombing

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Obama

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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