A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

im jewish

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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