knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

blubber vaginass CC

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

your fat

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

guess what?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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