- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

women's rights

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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