Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

No joke.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Womens Sports

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Religion

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Liars go to hell! -God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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