- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

I won the game.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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