- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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