- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

your fat

What is Jason? Black.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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