Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Golf.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

NEVER

BIG PENIS

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Potato salad

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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