99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A dwarf walks under a bar.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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