Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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That's unfortunate.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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