they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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but there is a road to the super market

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I love you very much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Black people are innocent.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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