- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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