- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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