i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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women's lacrosse.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Women rights.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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hahaha

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Pianca going ham

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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