whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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josh simpson has cancer

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I like to eat.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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im jewish

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What what In the butt

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Women's rights

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Small breasts.

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jgkbk,mn

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's 9 +10 19

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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