- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

The chicken crossed the road.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Three men walked into a metal pole

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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