What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What break when you talk?

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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