Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Penis

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

minorities

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

womans rights

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A fat man buys a salad

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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