thomas hall= fuckin dikc

God is religiously proven to be real

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

DANA

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What break when you talk?

Penis

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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