once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Myspace

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barack osama

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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suck my dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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