A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Hi poop!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Hello world

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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