- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why were corners made? For crying.

Miscarriages.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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