What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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