How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Noah is Smart.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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