Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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