What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Jews for Jesus

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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