- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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