Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Obama

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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i have 2 penises

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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