Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Myspace

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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