What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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gays

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Benevolent villain.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Hi poop!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Got milk? No.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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