Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Slavery

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Dead babies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Small breasts.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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johann grayson being liked

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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SAY

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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the WNBA

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Anti Joke

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