What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

justin littleton. nuff said

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Women's rights

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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