What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

amy copied adams haircut :0

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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