- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Knock Knock Come in!

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Penis

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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