- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

a horse walks into a barn

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Punchline.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

The jets are a good team..

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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