- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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a horse walks into a barn

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

sixty....eight.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A black succeeds

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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