milly, milly, milly, cat

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

i have 2 penises

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Brett Farve

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What lives underground? Grandpa

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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