whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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anus soup

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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johann grayson being liked

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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penis

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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jokes r dumb

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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