Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

womans rights

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

a horse walks into a barn

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's 6 + 9? 15.

apple pie.

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