What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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i have aids and a chode

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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