Baseball

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

poop.........

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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