Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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8====D {(0)}

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Women's rights

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Aodhan Hearty

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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a horse walks into a barn

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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