Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Shit.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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