- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

what is patrick wilson? smart

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Penis

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

i am predestal

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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