- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What will happen when a black person die they die

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

God is religiously proven to be real

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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