What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Hair

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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You're so straight!

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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The WNBA

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The government makes a good decision

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Black people are innocent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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