What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Exactly what?

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Jasper sucks.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

hi my name is? joe

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Canada

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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