- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have no joke. u mad?

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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