If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Brett Farve

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Penis

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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