- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why....... Because.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Women's rights

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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