- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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