- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Whats long and hard? a pole

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