Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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poop.........

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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