What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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throbbing slobber

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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The government makes a good decision

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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no

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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