- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

kennah campion... being nice

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Exactly what?

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??