how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

knock knock come in

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

chuck norris

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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