So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Military intelligence.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Lockerbie bombing

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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