- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's big? Jupiter.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Women's rights.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A black succeeds

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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