What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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No.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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