Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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