- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why....... Because.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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