- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Women's rights

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What time is it? 10:58

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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