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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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