Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Womens Sports

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Religion

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Womens rights.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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