A baby seal walks into a club...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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