When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's 9 +10 19

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