What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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