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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

penis

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

i like potatoes

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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