- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's 9 +10 19

amy copied adams haircut :0

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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