- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

knock knock you may come in

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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