Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Rick Perry.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Women's rights.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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