- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

An iguana walks out of a bar

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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