What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Kenny G

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Shit.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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