- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

GRAAAAAAAR.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

No.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Freedom of Speech

Kim Kardashian.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

DANA

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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