Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Obama

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What's brown and sticky? A stick

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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