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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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9:11 make a wish

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What comes after "Q" R

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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