How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

blubber vaginass CC

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

thumb_up thumb_down +1

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I like jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops