- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

DANA

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Women's rights.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

cheese

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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