What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

i like potatoes

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What's in there? Get outta there...

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

The mets are 3-0 this season

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

potato

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is a dog? Bark

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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