Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

gays

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

So one time this woman was learning...

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