- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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