Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

American healthcare.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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A Jew returns change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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