- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Small breasts.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Women's rights

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A scottish man having fun

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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