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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man sat down Then he stood up

apple pie.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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