A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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blubber vaginass CC

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your all shit at jokes

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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