- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

I love you very much.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

...Jack Vale

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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