A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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