- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

A baby seal walks in to a club

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Lockerbie bombing

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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