What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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