- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

French people.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

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