why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Aodhan Hearty

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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