why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Religion

Womens rights.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Liars go to hell! -God

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

poop.........

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

I love you very much.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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