- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

No.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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