look at there!! an entire dog!!

Women's rights.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

penis

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

The chicken crossed the road.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

I met a man today. His name was John.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Religion

I have no joke. u mad?

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

A Jew returns change.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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