What is a dog? Bark

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

The WNBA.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

apple pie.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's in there? Get outta there...

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

The mets are 3-0 this season

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Guess what? Chicken butt

what rhymes with sloth? rape

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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