- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

This joke isnt funny.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Womens rights.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What's 6+2? 16

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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