What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Satan called. I put him on hold.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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