- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate you.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

You are the third derivative of the position function.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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