A black succeeds

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I Love Hitler.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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arse

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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women's rights

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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That's unfortunate.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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