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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

im jewish

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

nathan palmer has a big head !

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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