Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Hitler

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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