What time is it? 10:58

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

The WNBA.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A black succeeds

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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