whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

does this look unsure to you?

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

live babies

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

i have aids and a chode

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

DERP

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Women's rights

Anti Joke

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