- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Women's rights

No.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why Because

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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