Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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i have aids and a chode

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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