What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

josh simpson has cancer

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What what In the butt

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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