What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

The WNBA.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

the WNBA

Jasper sucks.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

knock knock go away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What do you call a group of asians? China.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

penis

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

So one time this woman was learning...

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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