What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Lacrosse

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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