- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

This is not a joke.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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