- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Freedom of Speech

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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