Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

I won the game.

Anti jokes are funny

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why Because

No.

Women rights..

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Women's Golf

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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