What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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why did the man die? he got shot

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Hair

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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