If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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fart

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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