What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Scott

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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