The geese of Growmore

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

a banana

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Lockerbie bombing

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why Because

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Pickle!

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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